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February 25, 2020

We don’t need no education…

In a world that is ever-changing, shouldn't the education system be too? This is precisely why I started putting together courses and retreats with real and practical teachings that actually work. There is no one-size-fits-all solution for any business, but it's important to know how to jump in and see what works.
February 25, 2020

Don’t be a lying bag of sh*t in your marketing…

These are such crap marketing tactics and anyone using them should be shot! Getting people excited and then letting them down like that should be a crime, right?
January 27, 2020

What NOT to post on Facebook

First and foremost mistake that is made WAAAAY too often is overselling. Even I have made this mistake before. Let me set the scene for you: […]
December 14, 2019

Facebook and Instagram stories for marketing – your new secret weapon

You know what=? I’m not even going to deny it…Social media has become a sh*t show. It’s literally dog eat dog and all of our businesses […]
December 9, 2019

What to post on Facebook – You are not boring!

You are not boring! With a big focus on my Facebook Marketing Master Class, I’ve been on a war path lately, trying to get my clients […]
November 20, 2019

The Dark Side of Entrepreneurship

I started my own company when I was 23 years old. Like any entrepreneur, I was a dreamer.I had this image in my head of this […]
November 4, 2019

Nobody wants to see your Facebook posts! Here’s why…

Who likes getting unsolicited “flesh banana” pics? Seriously… there is nothing worse than picking up your phone, checking a message and BAM!!!Wobbly man junk! In your […]
October 28, 2019

There is no such thing as a one-size-fits-all recipe for success!

I have a confession to make… It’s almost 11am and I am still in bed! It’s a cold, wet, windy day in St Francis Bay.I can […]
October 24, 2019

Facebook’s being a bitch again…

Facebook’s being a bitch again…But also not.Let me explain: So, last week, I was sitting with a client in a Facebook training consultation.While trying to explain […]
October 21, 2019

Speed of implementation defines your rate of success

Why are champagne breakfasts not more of a regular thing?I would totally be okay with being one on “those” women.Especially on Mondays!Maybe we should start a […]
October 18, 2019

Swingers, pineapples and branding – Is your pineapple upside down?

You know those friends of yours that always talk about the weirdest crap? Like the ones who are always going on about conspiracy theories or asking […]
October 17, 2019

Internet time travel is real! It’s just called “scheduling”…

Living in the 21st century is all about instant gratification, and the online world places the answer to every need at your finger tips. Whether it's online shopping, booking a service or consultation, looking for answers to a question... we all do it online.
October 17, 2019

iLAB Retreats vs BossVision Retreats = Entrepreneur version of Lady and the Tramp

There's a huge difference between small time and big time investments. As an entrepreneur, you're going to get out what you put in. I like to think of it like Lady and the Tramp. I'm the Tramp...
October 1, 2019

Grab them by the balls! If it was agreed to in an email, it will hold up in court…

You’ve heard of the phrase, “Get it in writing”, right? I was chatting to a friend of mine that owns his own business. In his line […]
September 19, 2019

Facebook has turned into Regina George, from Mean Girls, and won’t let me sit at the “cool girls” table. What a bitch.

Apparently, the frequent use of some of my favourite words go against Facebook Community Standards, which I think is bullsh*t, because everybody worth talking to includes […]
September 16, 2019

There are no more give-a-phucks left because you are an empty kettle and it’s okay to say “no”

When was the last time you said “No”? This is a lesson I have to keep teaching myself, because (for some unknown reason) I keep forgetting […]
September 2, 2019

If you email me from a Gmail address, I’m just going to assume you want my kidney. And you can’t have it!

“Hey sucker! I’m a super important investment guy and your long lost relative just died, so I want to give you ALL THE MONEY!!! A gazillion rand! […]
August 26, 2019

How to weed out the shitty clients with 5 simple steps

Shitty clients exist, no matter what business you are in. If you’re in the service industry, these are the customers that don’t tip the waiter for […]
August 18, 2019

If you have the cure for cancer, why keep it a secret?

If the cure for cancer existed, but the doctors didn’t tell you about it because they didn’t want to seem pushy, would you be relieved, or…? […]
August 12, 2019

Practice safe (marketing) sex with royalty free images

Marketing is sort of like sex…If you do it the wrong way or with the wrong people, the consequences can be pretty severe. Right now, you’re […]
August 6, 2019

Step in to my office – 6 things nobody tells you about Freelancing

Step into my office… Today, it’s the beautiful seaside village of St Francis Bay. From here, I can answer my emails, work on reports and even […]
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