Make the internet your bitch!

Branding and websites for badass bosses with bigass personality

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Creating branding and websites for rebels, wave-makers and weirdos

Imagine getting more and more clients coming to you, instead of having to hunt them down like wild animals. Doesn’t that sound dreamy?

Here’s how we make it happen in 3 simple steps:

Identify your target audience and create brand messaging that connects with them


Create brand visuals rooted in the psychology of your brand to encourage love at first sight


Create a results-driven website to show your magic and convert visitors into leads and customers

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How to write website copy that Ranks on Google

Listen… we can hook up your website on a Google I.V. drip and mainline that badboy! But, if your actual website content doesn’t play nice with the Google algorithm, that thing’s going to stay trapped on the pages faaaaaaar at the back, where they’ll never see those quality clicks. Lucky for you, we know how to beat the Google game! And we’ve put all the juicy “How-To”s into an idiot-proof guide…

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Meet Storm, The badass brand strategist running our team of interweb gangsters

Storm whips out her brightest postit notes and glittered heart stickers whenever anyone calls her to do what she loves most: make the internet her bitch. She uses her super powers to build bold and beautiful brands, create whimsical websites for rebellious go-getters and train the next generation of digital marketing superstars.

Certified brand strategist, web developer and digital badass, Storm has had the great opportunity to learn from some of the world’s leading business minds – including Roger Hamilton, founder of Entrepreneur Resorts, and George Ross, Donald Trump’s right-hand man. After paying her dues in the corporate world, she now spends her days helping badasses like you elevate their branding and websites, training digital fledglings and corporate go-getters at Thailand’s leading tech school, and drinking way more chai latte than one human probably should.

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