Branding and Website Badassery

Otherwise known as the services I offer

Hey, Homeslice!

I BELIEVE IN FOCUSING ON JOY AND AUTHENTICITY...

For more than a decade, I worked with international film festivals, award-winning agencies and soul-sucking corporates that turned me into a stressed out mess with a giant stick up my bum.

It took my life as I knew it falling apart for me to take a step back and reassess my priorities.

I was no longer prepared to walk around in a suit and a pair of heels that had me in physical pain all day long.

I wanted to dye my hair whatever colour I freaking wanted. (Clearly I’m a natural blue?)

I wanted to laugh with my clients and enjoy the projects I was working on.

Most of all, I wanted to do the things that feed my soul and give the big ol’ finger to anything that didn’t bring me joy.

IF YOU ARE A SPUNKY JOY-HUNTER, WE’RE GOING TO GET ALONG JUST FINE...

I have 1 rule:

I want your brand to excite you!

(and your clients)

If you’re looking for something cheap, nasty and template-based, I’m not your girl…

My little team of unicorns and I focus on custom designs that ooze with personality and (most importantly) communicate your message with your target audience to form connections before you’ve even said a word.

To achieve this, we can’t just “Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Mam” something together. When building your brand, we want you to play an active and committed role in the journey. This is how we get so much of “you” into your branding so that you can show up powerfully and authentically.

My Process

1. Project Brief

Click on that sexy little “Work with me” button and take 10-15 minutes to fill in a quick project brief. This will give me some good info on what you’re looking for and whether I am the best person to help you get it.

2. Our First Date

Ooh-la-la! It’s you and me, babe. The two of us, a Zoom room, and a 30 minute call to officially introduce ourselves to see if we’re a good fit. We’ll talk about your vision for your project, your dream results and make sure we’re ticking all your boxes.

3. "Official Stuff"

We throw a parade!!!! Just kidding… but we do get super excited to be besties and send you your welcome pack – which includes your contract, timeline, official invoice and everything we will be needing from you

4. Branding

We begin with a deep-dive creative clarity call to really dig into the magic of your brand. Following this call, we begin building you a sexy brand strategy, design direction, logo and other kickass design pieces.

5. Website

Now that you have your badass messaging and visuals, it’s time to show you off to the world and start raking in those clients. Using your newly-defined design direction, we build you a custom-designed website that will show you off in all your glory.

6. Launch

Crack the champagne! Upon final payment, we launch your website and present you with full training and working files so that you have 100% control going forward. I know we’ll totally be besties by this stage, but I don’t do hostage situations…

I help you create magic

* Every product or page designed includes 2 complimentary revision rounds

Badass Branding

Brand Board

A simple starting tool to help your brand's visual direction in order to communicate effectively with your audience
$690 / starting price
  • Creative Clarity Call
  • Brand Season
  • Colour Palette (based on colour psychology)
  • Brand Font Selection (delivered with final font files on completion)
  • Mood Board
  • Brand board delivered in Pdf and Png file types
  • Logo Design (delivered in 5 file formats for every occasion)
  • Logo Suite Guide (A Pdf guide to help you and anyone associated with your brand to use your new logo elements effectively)

Boss Bitch

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO STEP INTO THE WORLD WITH A SEXY NEW BRAND THAT COMMUNICATES YOUR AUTHENTIC VOICE
$2250 / starting price
  • Everything in the Brand Strategy Package
  • Brand Pattern
  • Email Signature
  • Lead Magnet / Pdf Design
  • Personalized icons
  • A selection of social templates and cover images

*All logo processes start with a concept stage where you get at least two different logo variations to choose from (or select elements from each)

That’s what she said

Feedback from others

Storm is the most talented, incredible human on this planet!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I was giving up on my website until you stepped in and made it your b*tch!!! THANK YOU!!!!!
Andy Ording
Sourced4Paws
I am in awe of Storms work. She has gone above and beyond my expectations. I sent her a small brief on my ideas and she ran with it and made my little dream a reality. She is so easy to work with and advises you on everything you need to know or any queries you have. Her creative brain is unlike any other. I have tried many companies but Storm has by far impressed me most. She also provides some good laughs along the way 😂
Kelly Jennings
Pick-Ur-Party
Storm! My website is alllllll kinds of FIRE and a true representation of my wild, wonderful and Word Magic creating self. Every step was a breeze with your process guiding me and your humor sustaining me along the way. It’s perfect. Everything I dreamed of and so much more. I highly recommend you (but selfishly want to keep you all to myself). Love love love working with you and what you’ve created for me. 1st Page of Google in a damn week?!?! WHO DOES THAT?!?! WE DID!!!! BOOM!!! *mic drop*
Crystal Adair-Benning
Word Magic Copywriting

Whimsical Websites

Of course we can come up with a custom package for you, but here are a few of my “top requested” web design and development packages along with the damage they’ll do to your bank account:

The Sales Force

A “SINGLE PAGE” WEBSITE DESIGNED TO GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. NO CANDY-COATING, JUST YOUR ONE AMAZING OFFER.

$1600 USD

The Basic Bitch

THE PERFECT STARTER-SITE TO SHOW UP IN THE ONLINE WORLD AND MAKE YOUR MARK.

$2400 USD

"YAAASSS Queen!"

SHOW UP AND SHINE YOUR GENIUS IN YOUR NICHE WITH FULL BLOG FUNCTIONALITY AND SERVICE FUNNEL THAT WILL MAKE GOOGLE (AND YOUR AUDIENCE) LOVE YOU!

$4100 USD

Coach with confidence

THE IDEAL CHOICE FOR COACHES WANTING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, HELP OTHERS, ENCOURAGE SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS AND SHOWCASE THEIR KNOWLEDGE.

$6300 USD

More Addons

There's always more we can add to your website...

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Frequently asked questions

Lesson one: Using the words “quick” and “logo” in the same sentence is like swearing at any designer.
Ask yourself, what is your goal for your logo design?
If you want your brand to kick some serious ass and have any impact, you need more than just a pretty logo. You need strategy and intention behind it.
Additionally, we put a lot of effort and pride into the work we create, so we require that all clients must go through the branding process with us to ensure brand continuity and a well thought-out and intentional design direction.

If you have a brand guide already wrapped and ready, then bring it on!

Every one of my website packages requires the minimum of a brand board or brand stretegy to commence the project.

If you don’t have a brand guide with a defined strategy and design direction in place, you risk breaking trust through inconsistent branding across your platforms. Without a defined strategy, your website is not going to perform the way it should. And it’s not good enough these days to just have a website that “looks pretty”.

Brand Strategy is a combination of creative messaging, your brand’s promise to its customer, your brand personality and voice, and brand visuals.

If you aren’t providing your client with a solid foundation of Brand Strategy along with your design, you’re doing them a disservice, and you’re likely not going to be building the trust and connection that you could be.
Want more clients? Get yourself a Brand Strategy!

A full (branding + website) project timeline is approximately 6-8 weeks, depending on the scope of the project. Note that this can be affected by feedback and response rates, additional functionality and revision rounds.

You will receive a full timeline breakdown with your welcome pack when you are quoted on a project with me.

I have a system that divides the project payments into 2-3 parts across your project timeline.

I require a deposit of 1/2 of your total project cost at the start of your project, then spread out the other payments accordingly, with final payment required to push the “publish” button.

Domain registration and hosting is not included in my services. While I don’t offer hosting and domain registration, I can recommend some great platforms for you and even walk you through the process.

An Elementor Pro licence will be required if you wish to be able to edit, manage and maintain your website on your own. This costs approximately $59 per year and we provide full training upon project completion.

Should you wish to integrate email lists into your website (highly recommended) you will need to sign up to an email marketing platform, such as GetResponse. This very often involves a monthly or yearly membership

I build custom WordPress websites – none of those dirty templates.

Your website will be designed and built especially for you, so there will be nobody in the world with the same website as you.

WordPress allows the optional addition of building in a plugin that will change your life: Elementor Pro. This plugin is integrated with your website so that you are able to edit, manage and maintain your own website, all on your own!

You know your business better than anyone, so your input is the most important ingredient to making the magic work. I’d like you to be an active participant in your branding and website process. As such, you’d need to prioritize an hour every day or two for feedback and approvals.

For branding, your feedback will be needed only once or twice a week. However, websites will require one month of content gathering before your start date (I’ll give you all the guides and templates to help with this). Following this, there will be a website page design for feedback and approval every 24-48 hours. Once the development process begins, your input will be needed for connection verifications as well as final signoff.

All in all, you will be an active member of the entire process. 

We take direct bank transfers or PayPal payments – all payment details will be included in your Welcome Pack

I pride myself on educating my clients as we go, so please don’t be afraid to ask questions. If I can teach my 83 year old grandmother to use Instagram, then I can teach you some basic designer lingo 🙂
In fact, many of my clients have commented on how empowered they feel after our training together.